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Prime Suspect: Deion paid players in Luna, ICP and MAGIC — and kept the Bitcoin
Crypto takes center stage in the widening NCAA financial scandal. “I paid those fools in Luna, ICP and MAGIC. I kept all the Bitcoin for myself.”
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OU/Texas
The manipulator: Ryan Day pulls the strings in Sark’s $412 million Kalshi collapse
OU–Texas week descends into financial chaos as Sarkisian’s NIL fund disappears into event contracts, Ryan Day calls it research, and Oklahoma asks whether a margin call counts as a turnover.
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Venables rules out scoring against Texas: “We have no plans to even try”
“Could care less if we score.” Sooners coach says the defense only needs two points to be successful: “A safety and a shutout. That’s a complete football game.”
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Saban takes over as Alabama head coach as must-win Georgia game looms
“Can’t trust DeBoer with the legacy of Alabama Football.”
OU/Texas
Venables to play Sarkisian in best-of-3 Sudoku Challenge
Red River rivalry reduced to nine numbers. Both coaches demand a bye.
OU/Texas
Sarkisian says his team has almost no chance to beat OU
“You can’t prepare for a team this bad. It messes with your head.”
OU/Texas
Switzer announces Red River blowout: “We’re throwing TVs out of windows again”
Former Sooners coach books an entire Dallas hotel floor, orders 37 televisions and promises the return of West End rules.
OU/Texas
Venables fires back: “Should have to play at the State Fair of Oklahoma”
Fairness, livestock barns and a suspiciously familiar substitute Sark.
OU/Texas
Kyle Clow begs Venables to start eighth-grade daughter at quarterback
The scouting report lists pocket presence, algebra and the ability to bring snacks.
OU/Texas
Billy Bob Thornton warns fans to stay away from State Fair
“It ain’t a fair. It’s a Sooner fever dream.”
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Smart, Saban, Kiffin & McEnroe come to blows over OU job
“YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!” McEnroe screams as Norman coaching summit collapses into chaos
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Don’t need winning seasons to get big bucks
College football’s newest strategy: get paid first, figure out the winning part later
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Cignetti opens ice cream parlor as coaching world melts down
Coach unveils 9-Win Vanilla, Transfer Portal Fudge and a strict no-losing-flavors policy.
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Preseason contract extensions become college football’s ultimate gold rush
August optimism becomes college football’s hottest commodity.
OU/Texas
Texas tells SEC it won’t play OU until everyone has to play at the State Fair
Longhorns cite “competitive fairness” as Steve Sarkisian reportedly plays 8-dimensional chess while Vegas rumors, a miraculous glow-up and Oklahoma dream prophecies swirl.
OU/Texas
Sark’s secret Vegas trip raises questions
The itinerary is missing. The sunglasses are enormous. The explanation contains the words “competitive advantage.”
OU/Texas
Hollywood Smothers signs sweetest deal in college football with Shmuckers
Texas running back unveils landmark jam partnership, considers changing his name to Strawberry Preserves Smothers.
OU/Texas
Plastic surgery left Sark unrecognizable… in a good way
Texas staff praise the transformation, then ask their head coach to show his building pass.
OU/Texas
From beyond the grave: OU fans say Toby Keith told them “It’s our year”
Sooners tailgaters accept a dream prophecy as the final word on the playoff picture.
OU/Texas
David Godbold’s shorts retired at Lloyd Noble
Oklahoma lifts a pair of basketball shorts into the rafters and asks history to make room.
OU/Texas
Sooner great Ebi Ere sounds off: “He could have been the greatest”
A solemn reassessment of David Godbold forces basketball historians to reconsider the ceiling.