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Tiafoe leaves lululemon for Skittles in historic all-merchandise deal

“People talk about generational wealth. My great-grandkids are never paying for Skittles.”
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“People talk about generational wealth. My great-grandkids are never paying for Skittles.”
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“People say I’ve lost my edge. Ask fucking Charlie.”
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Blonde-and-blue hair, gold teeth, a giant chain, and a bag of Skittles. Just a regular guy who thinks Jannik Sinner would have won this.
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“Some of these people have gone their entire lives without a third-shot drop.”
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“I’m not saying Novak did it. I’m saying my racquet now celebrates when I miss.”
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“We can survive a second-round exit. We cannot put that thing on a billboard.”
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Three incidents. Two knees. One governing body asking whether any of this happened during a sponsored event.
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Italian insists new equipment is “precautionary”; entourage struggles to get him into courtesy car.
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Sportsbooks cite suspicious activity, ambiguous settlement rules.
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Defense suffers setback after client corrects reporter’s explanation of infield-fly rule.
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Left knee seeks damages; right knee says it is “keeping all options open.”
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Tennis star calls discovery “the career Grand Slam of snacks.”
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Chair umpire issues first-ever warning for excessive rainbow. Ball crew requests a broom.
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Chair umpires will now be wrong about several things simultaneously.