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OU/Texas
OU–Texas week descends into financial chaos as Sarkisian’s NIL fund disappears into event contracts, Ryan Day calls it research, and Oklahoma asks whether a margin call counts as a turnover.
OU/Texas
Red River rivalry reduced to nine numbers. Both coaches demand a bye.
OU/Texas
“You can’t prepare for a team this bad. It messes with your head.”
OU/Texas
Former Sooners coach books an entire Dallas hotel floor, orders 37 televisions and promises the return of West End rules.
OU/Texas
Fairness, livestock barns and a suspiciously familiar substitute Sark.
OU/Texas
The scouting report lists pocket presence, algebra and the ability to bring snacks.
OU/Texas
“It ain’t a fair. It’s a Sooner fever dream.”
OU/Texas
Longhorns cite “competitive fairness” as Steve Sarkisian reportedly plays 8-dimensional chess while Vegas rumors, a miraculous glow-up and Oklahoma dream prophecies swirl.
OU/Texas
The itinerary is missing. The sunglasses are enormous. The explanation contains the words “competitive advantage.”
OU/Texas
Texas running back unveils landmark jam partnership, considers changing his name to Strawberry Preserves Smothers.
OU/Texas
Texas staff praise the transformation, then ask their head coach to show his building pass.
OU/Texas
Sooners tailgaters accept a dream prophecy as the final word on the playoff picture.
OU/Texas
Oklahoma lifts a pair of basketball shorts into the rafters and asks history to make room.
OU/Texas
A solemn reassessment of David Godbold forces basketball historians to reconsider the ceiling.