MLB
Brewers support staff: “All we're packing is Miller”
Milwaukee horrified to discover Dodgers clubhouse stocks only wine. “We're here to play baseball, not attend a damn vineyard tour.”
THE SPORTS DESK
MLB
MLB
Judge finally lights up in October; MLB immediately investigates
Yankees captain faces two-year ban after officials discover the only thing he’s making consistent contact with is an unfiltered Camel.
MLB
A-Rod Gets Peanut Butter Faced in Public Shaming After Going 0 for His Last 162 Game Picks
Jeter and Ortiz finally find a spread he can cover. A-Rod: “I accept it as karma.”
MLB
Brewers High on Their Own Supply: Blast Their Way to 3–1 Victory With a Little Help From Miller
Milwaukee credits timely hitting, clubhouse chemistry and whatever is coming out of the steel drum.
MLB
Dodgers Stop the Chop! Ohtani questioned about betting on series; suspected bookie is Mookie Bets
Dodgers silence Atlanta as investigators uncover a mysterious sportsbook reportedly operating out of right field.
MLB
Ohtani day-to-day after being tomahawk chopped
Dodgers star shrugs off bullpen chaos: “That’s Braves country.”
MLB
Dodgers complain players were actually tomahawk chopped in gruesome bullpen battle
Los Angeles files a formal protest after Atlanta fans take a baseball tradition a little too literally.
MLB
Miller time in Hollywood: Brewers refuse to enter wine-only clubhouse
Milwaukee staff reportedly stunned to discover Dodger Stadium stocked for a vineyard tour instead of a playoff series.
MLB
Brewers equipment truck seized: 400 cases of Miller, no baseball equipment
Authorities say the vehicle contained coolers, kegs, and zero evidence of normal baseball preparation.