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A-Rod Gets Peanut Butter Faced in Public Shaming After Going 0 for His Last 162 Game Picks
Jeter and Ortiz finally find a spread he can cover. A-Rod: “I accept it as karma.”
SPECIAL EDITION
The October Baseball Edition
The postseason, with considerably less adult supervision.
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Judge finally lights up in October; MLB immediately investigates
Yankees captain faces two-year ban after officials discover the only thing he’s making consistent contact with is an unfiltered Camel.
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Ohtani day-to-day after being tomahawk chopped
Dodgers star shrugs off bullpen chaos: “That’s Braves country.”
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Dodgers Stop the Chop! Ohtani questioned about betting on series; suspected bookie is Mookie Bets
Dodgers silence Atlanta as investigators uncover a mysterious sportsbook reportedly operating out of right field.
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Dodgers complain players were actually tomahawk chopped in gruesome bullpen battle
Los Angeles files a formal protest after Atlanta fans take a baseball tradition a little too literally.
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